Let's try that again.
now that you got the hang of it, why don't we try again.
0. once again you wake up, but strangely you wake up in a brand new lazy boy recliner that has a foul oder in a room made of glowing stone.
if you are tiered and wan't to go back to sleep like a party pooper then go to section 1. if you get up and look around go to section 2.
1. You wake up again and you are floating in mid-air in a red room. oddly you can't move. you can hear footsteps in the distance. suddenly 3 knifes are stabbed in your back and you fall to the ground. when you can't hold out any longer you feel tired and fall asleep. go back to section 0, you party pooper.
2. you look around and see three pillars. on the first pillar there is lots of gold. on the second pillar there is a cast iron ball. on the third pillar, there lies an eggplant. if you touch the gold go to section 3. if you touch the eggplant go to section 4. if you touch the cast iron ball, you are an idiot.
3. you touch the gold and it turns to ash. a mysterious voice says "he he he, gets 'em every time. then a doorknob pops out of the wall. if you try to open the door go to section 5. if you touch the eggplant, go to section four.
4. you touch the eggplant and it explodes in your face. you taste some of it by accident in the explosion and it tastes like Konon berries (a common berry in the lands, similar in taste to a lemon combined with a cranberry). A voice emanates from nowhere saying: "so, you accept the eggplant challenge. Let the games begin!" and you fall through a hole and land in a giant eggplant. If you say you rather would have touched the gold, he lets you teleport back and touch the gold, go to section 3. If you say "bring it!" go to section 6.
5. You open the door. You see a giant, hairy creature.
If you say either "Dad?" or "Gorm?" the creature shakes its head and you fall into a gargantuan eggplant. Go to 6.
If you say "Mom?", Go to 7.
If you say "God?", the creature looks coldly amused and gesture for you to 'try again.'
6. You tumble into the horrendously smelly inside of an eggplant. A thousand mushroom gnomes assault you. Don't ask questions, you are obviously now either a zombie or dead. you should try part 3 of section 1.
7. The creature pulls off its hairy helmet/mask/thing-on-its-head, and your mother's face is revealed. "HONEY!" she exclaims. You win. Do not go to part 3 of section 1 unless you are bored.
0. once again you wake up, but strangely you wake up in a brand new lazy boy recliner that has a foul oder in a room made of glowing stone.
if you are tiered and wan't to go back to sleep like a party pooper then go to section 1. if you get up and look around go to section 2.
1. You wake up again and you are floating in mid-air in a red room. oddly you can't move. you can hear footsteps in the distance. suddenly 3 knifes are stabbed in your back and you fall to the ground. when you can't hold out any longer you feel tired and fall asleep. go back to section 0, you party pooper.
2. you look around and see three pillars. on the first pillar there is lots of gold. on the second pillar there is a cast iron ball. on the third pillar, there lies an eggplant. if you touch the gold go to section 3. if you touch the eggplant go to section 4. if you touch the cast iron ball, you are an idiot.
3. you touch the gold and it turns to ash. a mysterious voice says "he he he, gets 'em every time. then a doorknob pops out of the wall. if you try to open the door go to section 5. if you touch the eggplant, go to section four.
4. you touch the eggplant and it explodes in your face. you taste some of it by accident in the explosion and it tastes like Konon berries (a common berry in the lands, similar in taste to a lemon combined with a cranberry). A voice emanates from nowhere saying: "so, you accept the eggplant challenge. Let the games begin!" and you fall through a hole and land in a giant eggplant. If you say you rather would have touched the gold, he lets you teleport back and touch the gold, go to section 3. If you say "bring it!" go to section 6.
5. You open the door. You see a giant, hairy creature.
If you say either "Dad?" or "Gorm?" the creature shakes its head and you fall into a gargantuan eggplant. Go to 6.
If you say "Mom?", Go to 7.
If you say "God?", the creature looks coldly amused and gesture for you to 'try again.'
6. You tumble into the horrendously smelly inside of an eggplant. A thousand mushroom gnomes assault you. Don't ask questions, you are obviously now either a zombie or dead. you should try part 3 of section 1.
7. The creature pulls off its hairy helmet/mask/thing-on-its-head, and your mother's face is revealed. "HONEY!" she exclaims. You win. Do not go to part 3 of section 1 unless you are bored.